07.26.2004 - Clevo Part II
07.26.2004 - Mailbox
07.09.2004 - Summer 2004 Mx
06.11.2004 - Uh Huh Her
05.12.2004 - Jacko-ed Up
04.29.2004 - Monster Truck Accident
04.13.2004 - 1...2...3... You're Ugly
03.25.2004 - Condoleezza Rice
03.24.2004 - Is Pinocchio Black or White?
03.23.2004 - Chevre Hormones
03.22.2004 - Peaches Returns
03.17.2004 - I Know You Di'ent Just Next to Me and Faurt, Fo Real
03.16.2004 - Red Teef
03.15.2004 - Windy City
03.11.2004 - Jacko White = Brody Armstrong
03.10.2004 - Jacko White = Nancy Walls
03.08.2004 - Jermaine Jackson = California Raisin
03.05.2004 - Fashion Pants
03.04.2004 - bald archambault
03.03.2004 - 2nd Chance Darkness
03.03.2004 - Wing
03.02.2004 - UgLouie = Ugnaughtie
02.27.2004 - Little Joey Says... Goodbye Tonight
02.27.2004 - If You Think About It, Hearts Are Really Gross
02.26.2004 - Millie Jackson = Frankie
02.25.2004 - The Ants Come Marching In
02.20.2004 - "I Know You Di'ent Just Sit Next to Me and Faurt"
02.19.2004 - Ems and Becks
02.18.2004 - Mr. Beyonce
02.17.2004 - Barbershop 3: Back in Saudi
02.16.2004 - Missing Q-Tip
02.13.2004 - Jermaine Dupri = The Toxic Avenger
02.12.2004 - She Bangs = Frieza
02.11.2004 - The Roon the Ben Anti-Noise Society
02.10.2004 - The Moment You've All Been Waiting For... a Jacko Soundboard.
02.09.2004 - Peaches + Richard Lewis = Aerosmith Joe Perry
02.04.2004 - Pill Slime Face.
02.03.2004 - "I'm Gonna Have You Nekkid, By the End of This Song"
02.03.2004 - Bad Oranges
01.28.2004 - Chinese Dog
01.27.2004 - Subaru Jet
01.14.2004 - Monkey Dance
01.14.2004 - Best of 2003
01.07.2004 - "Hey Kuwaities"
01.07.2004 - "There Was Doo Doo Feces on the Walls" Part II
01.06.2004 - "There Was Doo Doo Feces on the Walls"
01.05.2004 - Sliders
01.04.2004 - House For Sale?
12.15.2003 - Brown Aristocrats [New York City: Vol 2]
12.10.2003 - Spin the Adult.
12.09.2003 - High School Finals? At Target?
12.05.2003 - Jason Patric [New York City: Vol 1]
11.26.2003 - Prison Jacko = Caesar Romero Joker
11.25.2003 - Pink Trouble
11.20.2003 - "They Made It Up"
11.13.2003 - XTina... Man or Monster?
11.12.2003 - Asif and Nick
11.11.2003 - Weinertron
11.07.2003 - Stupid Commercials
11.03.2003 - Findsay [1998 - 2003]
10.30.2003 - Mean?
10.29.2003 - Excuse Me?
10.28.2003 - Don't Try This At Home
10.27.2003 - Harlot
10.20.2003 - SARMOTI
10.16.2003 - The Garage Door of Captivity: Stupid Ways to Get Stranded Inside or Outside of Your House PART II
10.15.2003 - Toenail Inuit
10.09.2003 - Derek = Peaches
10.06.2003 - Glass Tiger
10.03.2003 - "A Very Odd White Woman"
10.01.2003 - The Van the Hated Me: Stupid Ways to Get Stranded Inside or Outside of Your House PART I
09.30.2003 - Credit Card Fraud
09.29.2003 - No, We Ain't Kindreds
09.23.2003 - Homewrecker (Part III of a new ongoing series titled Stupid Ways to Get Stranded Inside or Outside of Your House)
09.17.2003 - Karaoke Off-Night
08.16.2003 - Blackout 2003
08.13.2003 - SARStock
08.12.2003 - Sushi Dot... Never Mind
08.06.2003 - Dinosaur in My Backyard
08.06.2003 - Minus the Bear
08.05.2003 - Karaoke Assault
08.04.2003 - WTF?
08.03.2003 - "Use Your Evil When You Want"
07.29.2003 - House, House, Nothing But House
07.28.2003 - Who Is That Girl?
06.17.2003 - Dracula Serves No More
06.15.2003 - Timewarp Entry: Paper Towels
06.14.2003 - Thundersticks
06.12.2003 - Richard Gere Counterfeit
06.11.2003 - Training Module
06.10.2003 - Hillary is the Evil Mayor of Sunnydale
06.09.2003 - Cat Shaped Hole
06.02.2003 - Purple and Red Faced Tiger
05.29.2003 - The Wet Scarf Crisis
05.22.2003 - Lizards, Tigers, Chickens and Dogs
05.22.2003 - Jacko Hospitalized for Secret Illness
05.21.2003 - Pop Star Michael Jackson Visits Congressman's Office Then Makes Fast Food Run
05.20.2003 - It's All Over Tonight
05.13.2003 - Muppet-san
05.06.2003 - Rap Song
04.25.2003 - Afterthoughts on Michael Jackson's Private Home Videos
04.23.2003 - "Yeah, I Got it on My Car"
04.23.2003 - Jacko's Private Home Videos
04.22.2003 - Weekend in Toronto
04.21.2003 - St. Patrick's in TC
04.18.2003 - 4 More to Go
04.17.2003 - Tori Spelling = Admiral Ackbar
04.16.2003 - 3 Pears
04.15.2003 - B-Day Shots Out
04.14.2003 - Amphiblien
03.25.2003 - Uri Gellar Get Bent
02.28.2003 - TV Shows that Should Star Michael Jackson
02.27.2003 - Ladytron
02.26.2003 - Unprofessional Professionals
02.25.2003 - "NOOOO!!! I Don't Want to See Your Weinaa"
02.24.2003 - Afterthoughts on The Michael Jackson Interview: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See
02.21.2003 - Touch My Bum. This is Life
02.20.2003 - Burning Down the House
02.20.2003 - Nihon Kara SHIN Fashion Kita... Ketsu Sukaato
02.11.2003 - Trishelle + Joe McEachran + Jacko + Lady Tiger = Crazy Fun
02.10.2003 - Contract No More
02.10.2003 - Googlism for asif
02.07.2003 - Afterthoughts on Living with Michael Jackson
02.06.2003 - What is it with Retail Nerds These Days?
02.05.2003 - Nerd Intrusion
02.03.2003 - R&B Obscurities and Not So Obscurities Volume I
01.28.2003 - "I Beg to Differ"
01.27.2003 - Code Red
01.22.2003 - The Butt of Captivation
01.15.2003 - The Latest Japanese Fad: Boob Scarves
01.14.2003 - MAXIMum X-Tina
01.13.2003 - Pak-Rat
01.09.2003 - Joe Mills + RW/RR
01.07.2003 - X-Mas Krazy-oke
01.06.2003 - Nancy Drew: Fish Detective
12.28.2002 - Har Mar Superstar
12.27.2002 - Chesty Illumination
12.05.2002 - Bootleg Art from the Meijer Museum
12.05.2002 - Jacko News Blitz: Official Jacko Month Spills into December
12.04.2002 - "Have a Good Workout, Mahammed"
12.04.2002 - "I Wasn't Crazy About the Thumbprint, But the Soup was Really Satisfying"
12.03.2002 - 10 Reasons Why Pink Can Beat Up Anybody
11.30.2002 - N: Hey Mercedes + Dis Plan
11.30.2002 - O: Saint Etienne in Toronto
11.30.2002 - V: Jacko as the Best Man
11.30.2002 - E: Which Jacko Are You?
11.30.2002 - M: Thanksgiving Eve.
11.30.2002 - B: Party at Mindy's.
11.21.2002 - This Shoe Will Scare the Crap Out of You.
11.19.2002 - "Jackson Dangles Baby Off Balcony"
11.19.2002 - "Channel 50 not very nifty; Buffy lovers get real huffy"
11.19.2002 - Jacko Court Transcripts
11.19.2002 - Weezer, You Have Done Lost Yo Mind
11.18.2002 - Fitto Ass Karaoke
11.17.2002 - Resident Evil 0 Will Scare Yo Teef Off. I Already Bought Dentures
11.16.2002 - The Many Faces of Michael Jackson
11.15.2002 - "When I was seven, eight years old I was in nightclubs. I saw striptease girls take off all their clothes."
11.14.2002 - Jacko is Backo and Uglier Than Ever
11.14.2002 - Radio 4 Detroit
11.12.2002 - Hora Ojousantachi, Oyogimashou!! (Hey Girls, Let's Swimming!!)
11.11.2002 - Roller Skating in Da Hood
11.06.2002 - Industrial Strength Human Vacuum
11.04.2002 - Posh Spice Gets Kidnapped, I Mean Plotted Against
11.04.2002 - X-Tina on the Cover of a Magazine
11.01.2002 - Trick or Treat Type Thing
10.31.2002 - Robin Givens and Samuel L. Jackson Are the Same Person
10.31.2002 - Celestial Sarah Jessica Parker
10.30.2002 - Locker Room Nightmare Come True
10.30.2002 - Scream, Scared Old People, Scream
10.29.2002 - The New Addams Extended Family
10.28.2002 - Halloween Throwdown
10.25.2002 - Christina Aguilera Sidenote: Lyrics to Dirrty
10.24.2002 - Bald Findsay
10.22.2002 - "Mutherfuckas Want to Get With Me. Lay With Me. Love With Me. All....Right."
10.21.2002 - Christina Aguilera, No You Di'ent
10.20.2002 - Car Vandalism
10.08.2002 - Why Nicole Kidman Looks Like the Grinch
09.30.2002 - "Could it Be? The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"
09.26.2002 - Chicago Anomalies
09.19.2002 - David Lynch PS2 Commercials
09.18.2002 - Rest in Peace, Darling of Detroit - the FO SHO Grinch Remorial
09.17.2002 - Serial Mom
09.16.2002 - Unfair World Rockers
09.15.2002 - Hollywood Scares [Care of the 2002 MTV VMAs]
09.14.2002 - Walking Down West Nine Mile
09.07.2002 - Don't Know What!
09.06.2002 - Stop Hatin
09.04.2002 - Love My Carpet!
09.03.2002 - Dude, You've Taken It Way Too Far
08.26.2002 - I Hung Out with Koufax's Parents
08.25.2002 - Yeah, I'll Help You... On Second Thought Nevermind
08.20.2002 - "It's Very Luxurious"
08.19.2002 - The New Addams Family
08.14.2002 - The Best Karaoke Monday
08.12.2002 - The King of Moms
08.09.2002 - AAAOOOWW, Werewolves in London
07.31.2002 - Tennis Battle #1: Great Britain VS Berry Holaski
07.31.2002 - Permanent Pressed Roach
07.30.2002 - No Shirt, No Shoes, No Nothing
07.29.2002 - "Is There Anybody Out There Wanting to Embrace a Thug?"
07.25.2002 - Golden Girls of Porns
07.25.2002 - Scary Weezer
07.24.2002 - DraculaScream?
07.23.2002 - Michael Jackson VS Sex Charges
07.22.2002 - "Me and My Family Have Been Through a Very Tumultuous Time and I Just Want to Say No, I Am Not Married...Not At All."
07.19.2002 - Gangly and Portly?
07.18.2002 - He is a Mean. He is a Racist. And He is Very, Very, Very...Devilish.
07.17.2002 - Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie VS Diane Sawyer
07.17.2002 - Michael Jackson VS Oprah
07.10.2002 - Monday Night Karaoke
07.09.2002 - Hey You, Stop Stealing Chairs
07.03.2002 - Contract Terminated
07.01.2002 - Flash, the Cheeseball Waiter With the British Smile
06.16.2002 - One Year Anniversary Region Free Cube
06.18.2002 - Talking Scooby Doo
06.17.2002 - Porno Update
06.16.2002 - Donald Diesel
06.15.2002 - Amazing Extendo Sideburns
06.15.2002 - Whitney Bite, Magas, Adult., Trans Am and the Red Wings Maelstorm
06.14.2002 - Now That's Real Ultimate Power... or Not
06.13.2002 - FO SHO Grinch Update
06.11.2002 - Findsay, I Thought I Told You About Making Out With Your New Girlfriend in the Living Room
05.26.2002 - Metal Lined Rubber Hose in the Road + My Car = Beat and Busted
05.21.2002 - Dance Dance Devastation
05.20.2002 - Little Joey Says...FO SHO Grinch
04.26.2002 - I'm Too Sexy For My Debt
04.21.2002 - Royal Kubo Aftermath
04.20.2002 - Danger!
04.19.2002 - Michael Jackson Magic
04.15.2002 - Color Me Bad, Harley... Bad to the Bones
04.13.2002 - The Ghost of...
04.12.2002 - Freaky Fitness Long-Haired Skeleton
04.10.2002 - Yo, I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really Want
04.05.2002 - Dad, No You Di'ent
03.25.2002 - Waitress #2.The Fat Town Excuses
03.19.2002 - Won't You Be...My Neighbour?
03.11.2002 - 5th Avenue Bitch
02.27.2002 - Toronto Scrapbook Minus the Scraps
02.14.2002 - If I Was Mindy I'd Ask Pamela...
02.07.2002 - Teddy Ratxpin [But You and I Can't Be Friends Ever]
02.04.2002 - "I'm Going to Cut Off Your Legs"
01.25.2002 - Lunch With Moms
01.24.2002 - Weak Ass Update
01.16.2002 - NAIAS
01.11.2002 - Ford Focus Muscle Car
01.08.2002 - Holiday Parties
12.20.2001 - The Slayer
12.12.2001 - Joe McEachran's Halloween Party
12.11.2001 - Robotic Waiter
12.10.2001 - Imaginary Waiter
12.10.2001 - Ghetto Kids
12.09.2001 - Detroit Club Exclusive
12.08.2001 - Million Dollar Nothing
12.05.2001 - Pete Yorn: Live
12.03.2001 - Erotic City
11.29.2001 - Toad, hah hah
11.27.2001 - What's Goin On?
11.25.2001 - The Album Plan
11.22.2001 - Autobot Personality Destron Personality
11.21.2001 - Chicago Travelogue [11.13.2001 - 11.15.2001]
11.21.2001 - Maggie Cheung + Me = Perfect Marriage and Cute Baby
11.18.2001 - Mary J. Blige
11.17.2001 - Thai Trouble
11.11.2001 - Put It In the Mix
11.09.2001 - Not Another Japan
11.08.2001 - Unemployment in Full Effect
11.06.2001 - Want But Cannot Have List
10.31.2001 - Halloween Special
10.26.2001 - Beta Band Report
10.23.2001 - I Wish I Had Infinity Gift Certificates
10.21.2001 - Orchestral Metropolis
10.21.2001 - Shamber Downriver Party Kick Off
10.19.2001 - The Scarecrow and Ms Jackson
10.16.2001 - The Faint Report
10.11.2001 - Toronto IV
10.10.2001 - Bjork For Thanksgiving
10.05.2001 - Can You Pay My?
09.27.2001 - Socialist Bastards
09.26.2001 - Barnum and Bailey Weezer Circus
09.18.2001 - Space No Space
09.12.2001 - World Trade Centre
09.10.2001 - Birthday Combo/Lazer Whiplash
09.06.2001 - Transformers: Robots in Disguise
09.04.2001 - Extended Boring Weekend
08.28.2001 - Toronto EX
08.28.2001 - You Down With OPB? Yeah You Know Me!
08.27.2001 - Aaliyah [1979-2001]
08.24.2001 - Pokemon China
08.16.2001 - Thai Attitude
08.15.2001 - Radiohead Report
08.10.2001 - Flirting With Disaster
08.07.2001 - Fear, Ghetto Style at the Michigan Central Station
08.06.2001 - Cafeteria Suggestions (July Edition)
07.31.2001 - God Fire Convoy for $60.00
07.27.2001 - I Got Checked Out By a Cyclops
07.26.2001 - At Least She Doesn't Have to Change Her Last Name
07.25.2001 - George W. Bush, I Love You and Think You Are Cute
07.24.2001 - Did You Get the Mail?
07.23.2001 - AMT In the Hood
07.18.2001 - Iron Chef, Dramatic Cooking Extra
07.17.2001 - Why Yo Face So Red and 80s?
07.17.2001 - Cibo Matto, Lay the Phat Beats Down
07.13.2001 - Gawd, Can Your Clothes Get Any Wacker?
07.11.2001 - I Don't Think We Can Date Ever. You Voted For George W.
07.10.2001 - Power Failure
07.08.2001 - Tigaaaz
07.07.2001 - Nectarine Meltdown
07.06.2001 - Scorching Yellow Slide
07.06.2001 - Trav Time
07.03.2001 - Tastefest Report
07.02.2001 - Cafeteria Suggestions (Extreme Typo Edition)
06.28.2001 - Detroit 300 Ghetto Fab Festival
06.26.2001 - Hippo, Toronto's Best Tour Ever
06.25.2001 - I've Got My Glow Sticks. I've Got My Vicks. I've Got My 80...Inch....Kicks
06.21.2001 - Cafeteria Archive (over six months of ridiculous)
06.21.2001 - Dads, That Wasn't Not Funny
06.20.2001 - Roaches, Roaches Where You Is?