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02.04.2004 - Pill Slime Face

This story is kinda old but good nonetheless. It happened about a month or 2 ago.

I was in the kitchen eating area just eating a sandwich. The CEO came in and we started talking. He saw this black thing on the ground that appeared to be a plastic/rubber capsule. He asked me if I knew what it was and handed it me. I brought it really close to my face and squeezed it. It blew this gross pill smelling brown crap all over my face. Most of it landed on my glasses and cheek. Some of it hit my new hoodie. I looked at him and said "I guess it's a pill" and started laughing. I also said "I'm glad you're the only one who saw that." I went to the bathroom and washed the slop off of my face and glasses. My face was burning for the rest of the day because of that pill.