I don't know if I mentioned it before, but my cat Findsay loves to eat. He eats to the point of vomiting. I've been rationing his food because of his veracious appetite and fast weight gain. There have been times in the past where he has broken into the places where his food is stored and ate it. He has also stolen other peoples' food in the past.

Here's some history for you, one time Shazy was eating a slice of pizza. He went up to her, slapped it out of her hand, grabbed it and ran away. Another time, he broke into the groceries, opened a bag of bagels, took the bagel downstairs and put it into his food bowl. One of my favs was when he ate a chicken sandwich of mine and my ma tried to hide it from me so I'd still eat it. With that said, I'll go into the story.

Yesterday, Shazy told me that I had to go and look at something. I went downstairs to Findsay's lair to see what was up. She directed towards his industrial sized Friskies bag. She looked at me and asked "Why is there a hole the size of a cat in that food bag?" This is first for Findsay. He went inside that huge food bag and ate up some Friskies. Isn't that CRAZY? That cat, I tell you... Always scheming.