So I come into work today and notice that the Megatron on my desk has a pen lodged in between his legs. Somebody gave him a pen weiner. I accused a few people that I'd expect that from. They all denied it. Junior got really red-faced and embarrassed even though he didn't do it. I wasn't convinced. So I made Merv [Who of course was suspect #1] and Junior place the pen in Megatron's loins to try to nail Merv. But Junior placed it perfectly. I will get to the bottom of this. I will find out who gave Megatron a pen weiner. One more thing. That wasn't, not, funny.