Hey Justin from American Idol, too bad you lost, hey. But what if you won? Everybody would have to watch videos of you. That wouldn't be good. But don't feel bad, you could always try out for Ronald McDonald or maybe Siegfried and Roy are looking for a clown sidekick for their show. Or how about the New Addams family? I think you'd fit in nicely.

By the way, you look so weird, freaky and scary that I am considering on being you for Halloween. And thanks for looking like a scary afro alien.