We've been experiencing some pretty strong winds these past 2 weeks. I came home 2 Fridays ago to find that my recycling bin for glass and plastic was missing. I walked around my yard to see if it was back there. Nope, nothing. I did see bins on the neighbors' yards but it was hard to tell if they were mine or not. I should've stolen one from a neighbor since most of them are noise bitches. I opted not to. Revenge can wait.

I looked out my window this morning and noticed something weird. On further inspection, I realized that my air conditioner didn't have the cover on it anymore. I started laughing. I just bought that cover. What the crap? I went outside to look for the tarp. No luck. I was laughing about it. Why all my stuff getting blew away? For real. I felt like I'd been burglarized by the wind. The wind has "robbed me, slobbed me and hob-knobbed with me."

PS. I saw one of the Chinese Dogs lying on his lawn this morning.