When we went to Chicago 2 weeks ago we went to Diesel. I caught a glimpse of Donald Diesel their new scary ugly mascot. I leafed through the catalogue and saw that ugly thing on every page doing something wack. My favorite ugly poses are the motorcycle faceoff and the playing guitar near a campfire. I mean what the crap kinda mascot is that? I'll tell you what it is, its a cross between the ugly girl from Windowlicker and a Teletubby. See for yourself.

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By the way, I don't know how Diesel even sells clothes since they all old and used looking and overpriced. Hell, I could make a whole Diesel summer collection with $10 and Value Village, yo.