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12.11.2001 - Robotic Waiter

I took my sis out to the Real Seafood Co. on Main St. in Ann Arbor for her birthday. 50% off of the entire meal + free dessert for the birthday person, pretty good setup. We sat down and everything was fine. A guy came by and filled our water glasses. I thought he was a busser. I found out a little while later that he was actually our waiter. We ordered our food and noticed that he didn't say a word. I told the waiter that it was my sis' birthday and he was mute and expressionless. Not a word about the free dessert and 50% off. I really wanted to know what his deal was. It was funny though. I ordered some salmon and ravioli my sis ordered filet mignon. When we got our food I noticed that there wasn't any ravioli on my plate. I asked him about it and he said that they ran out. I really wanted to say "Thanks for telling me after you out it in front of me," but I didn't. We were looking at the waiter for the table behind us and comparing. Our waiter sucked to say the least. He walked by like five times after we were done with our food without a word. I had to stop him and ask for dessert. I was getting kind of mad. After dessert, I told my sis to put her Driver's License on the table so he could take it. He zipped by and took it. I wanted to grab him and ask him what his damned problem was. If he wasn't so devoid of a waiter's personality and acted like a human I would've given him 20% of the original bill which was like $58.00. I don't like to undertip waiters but this one was a five dolla brutha. I should send the Real Seafood Co. a letter requesting that they stop hiring androids. Hell, Halley Joel Osment had more of a personality in AI than this wack brutha.