R. Kelly... So its not bad enough that there is like a gillion tapes of you having sex with underage girls and urinating on them or what not. But why you gotta have a rebuttal song? This ain't no Biggie vs Tupac or Jay-Z vs Nas, this is the real deal, yo. You in so much trouble. Picking up little girls at that Ghetto 50's McDonalds by the Rainforest Cafe. That is ghetto. You know but you sounds like a nice guy trying to get along in this hard world or thats what yo lyrics say. Now this is coming from a guy who sang such ghetto classics as Feelin on Yo Booty, Like a Real Freak, Yo body's Callin, Bump N Grind, I Like the Crotch on You and many many others. At least now we know who you singing bout. You is a playa, yo. Nursery Style. But its like the Street Nursery.

Download Robert Kelly's Heaven, I Need Hug if you need a good laugh, FO REAL.