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03.11.2002 - 5th Avenue Bitch
We [myself, Chris P, Al and Shazy] decided to head out to 5th Avenue in Royal Oak for a change of pace in hangout spots.
They had pool tables and a nice looking bar atmosphere. So far so good. We sat down and got our first round of drinks.
I wanted to get some food so I split a pizza with my sis. The waitress came back and collected for the first round of drinks.
Al gave her a tip. The rest of us were planning to tip when we were done eating. So I ordered a pizza. Then this skank-ass girl
says "Do you expect me to bring you a pizza when you didn't even tip me?" I didn't hear her and said "Yeah!!" After she left we
talked about what just happened. Everyone was really surprised that she said that. She didn't come back to the table for like 7 minutes.
We were debating whether we should stay or just go. she came back and collected for the pizza before she brought it out without even
asking for more drinks. When I was getting the money to pay she was rolling her eyes. She never came back to bring more drinks either.
All I wanna know is where this bitch came from and
how did she ever get a job as a waitress? Shazy went to complain to the manager but had a hard time finding him. So we decided to complain before
we left. We moved over to the pool tables and shot pool for about 2 hours. Shazy found the manager and complained about our skank waitress
and how she ain't never seen that crap before. The manager assured her that he'd take of it [yeah, right] and he would personally serve us
next time we go there. It kind of weird how an experience like that can make someone never want to go to 5th Avenue in Royal Oak again.
I'm not saying that we didn't have a good time after that whole mess, but it leaves a bad aftertaste. I think I speak for us all when I say.
Dear Halter Top Skank Waitress,
I hope the next people you roll your fat eyes at beats you up tag team fashion with your manager and you lose your job forever.
Sincerely,
The person that hates you.
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