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03.11.2002 - 5th Avenue Bitch

Hi, I'm a big mean old hoeWe [myself, Chris P, Al and Shazy] decided to head out to 5th Avenue in Royal Oak for a change of pace in hangout spots. They had pool tables and a nice looking bar atmosphere. So far so good. We sat down and got our first round of drinks. I wanted to get some food so I split a pizza with my sis. The waitress came back and collected for the first round of drinks. Al gave her a tip. The rest of us were planning to tip when we were done eating. So I ordered a pizza. Then this skank-ass girl says "Do you expect me to bring you a pizza when you didn't even tip me?" I didn't hear her and said "Yeah!!" After she left we talked about what just happened. Everyone was really surprised that she said that. She didn't come back to the table for like 7 minutes. We were debating whether we should stay or just go. she came back and collected for the pizza before she brought it out without even asking for more drinks. When I was getting the money to pay she was rolling her eyes. She never came back to bring more drinks either. All I wanna know is where this bitch came from and how did she ever get a job as a waitress? Shazy went to complain to the manager but had a hard time finding him. So we decided to complain before we left. We moved over to the pool tables and shot pool for about 2 hours. Shazy found the manager and complained about our skank waitress and how she ain't never seen that crap before. The manager assured her that he'd take of it [yeah, right] and he would personally serve us next time we go there. It kind of weird how an experience like that can make someone never want to go to 5th Avenue in Royal Oak again. I'm not saying that we didn't have a good time after that whole mess, but it leaves a bad aftertaste. I think I speak for us all when I say.

Dear Halter Top Skank Waitress,
I hope the next people you roll your fat eyes at beats you up tag team fashion with your manager and you lose your job forever.

Sincerely,
The person that hates you.