We [the Stones, Rachel and myself] felt the need to get our freak on so we headed to the Necto in A2. We got there and it was kinda empty. We stood around for awhile before hitting the floor. We danced for awhile but had to stop because of the heatwave that plagued the dance floor. They all went to rehydrate themselves while I stood by myself. For some reason a guy thought I was approachable and like he could come and talk to me. He asked me my name and told me that he came over to the Necto by himself. He also asked me if I was by myself. I was like "What the Hell?" I gave him one word answers and was being my normal non-friendly self. There was a group of girls in front of us. He told me to say some crap in Swedish to them. I was like "Hell No," you the one who can speak it, you do it. He said something about actually being able to speak Swedish and me being able to get some play. I was thinking "Where did you come from? Why did you come and talk to me? Please go back to where you came from and get away from me." The girls came back and he walked away. It was about damn time.

They started playing Lady Marmalade and I started skank dancing. I don't know what came over me but I was dancing all wack. The girls were laughing so hard. I was too. It's hard to dance like Pink especially since all she does is the "come here" motion with her finger. Rachel is the world's best dancer. I tried to learn her moves but ended up looking weird. She was wanted to infuse some mechanics into her moves with the robot.

Later on...we went back to the dance floor and these guys was looking like Liz Copeland for girls to slow dance/dry hump. They was circlin round Rachel. One of them went up to her and tried to talk to her. I don't know what he said to her but she said "I'm an alone dancer." Awesome!!! We all super hot and completely wet with sweat. We took off because that place was bout to cause heat stroke.

We were talking about how if we danced there on a regular basis we could lose alot of weight. Kryssa made a comment about Rachel disappearing. I said something like "Rachel would disappear into oblivion." And thats it.

My 4 year old niece came over earlier that day and wanted me to put in a videotape into the VCR. She said something about when I was little. I turned to her and said "I was never little, I am a robot. I have been this age my entire life." She kept saying "You're not a robot, uncle Asif." I told her to ask her mom if she didn't believe me. My sis told her that I was just playing around. I told my niece that her mom didn't know the truth.

Last night Rachel said the Elvis impersonator had a big bottom. Find out more about Elvis and that night here.