I went to CompUSA in A2 last night to buy some printer ink. I got up to the register and the cashier asked me if I wanted a free 3 month AOL membership. I declined and he proceeded to ring me up. I handed him my credit card and he gave me my receipt in return. He then gave me the store receipt to sign and said that that was my receipt as well. I just looked at him and signed it. While I was signing it he asked if I wanted the AOL membership again. My immediate reaction was to say something like "you already asked me" but instead I just said "no." This middle-aged freak behind me just says "AOL will give you cancer" out of nowhere. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I turned around to look at him and then looked away. I wanted to say "NO, conversation eavesdropping nerds will give you cancer." But I didn't.