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08.03.2003 - "Use Your Evil When You Want"
Do you ever get the urge to do something mean to someone you see on the street. For example, slapping a book out of a random person's hand. Or maybe even just pushing someone down? Or how about bumper to bumper pushing someone's car with yours and then just leaving their car in the middle of the Main/William intersection?
Kricky and I were walking downtown Ann Arbor killing some time before the Jets to Brazil show at the Blind Pig. Anyways, we saw a hipster walking around with a ringer tee with 3 huge holes under the back collar and sandals [How dirty cool is that? Why do people have to sloth it up so hard?]. We were behind him. I was daring Krick to go and rip his shirt down from the holes. He was so tempted to do it but worried that he might be at the show. After about minutes of daring him, we were approached by a bum.
Bingo! I got the best idea. We could've paid the bum to rip that damned holey shirt off. So that is going to be our new thing. Pay bums to do mean things to people. At least in theory. What do you think?
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