Ok, after watching this special for 2 hours, I am bored.

All I can say about the special is:

• "They called me a wacko, a girl, a homosexual, said I bought the Elephant man's bones, sleep in a hyperbaric chamber."
• The house cleaning chimps.
• Bershir [as his make-up artist likes to call him] is so busted for his 2 faced lying.
• Using Bershir's ass kissing/stabbing and the pepsi incident to explain his changing face and weirdness.
• Debbie Rowe is a crazed fan that cares more about Jacko then any kids.
• Jermaine Jackson's skin texture is that of Chocolate Cake frosting. Also the fact that he had a fade. I mentioned to Kryssa that I hadn't seen a fade like that in over 10 years. I didn't.

Overall, this special was pretty boring. I really wished Jacko said som more wack things. The quotes above are the only bright spots. Oh yeah, why Maury Po so pro Jacko?