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03.25.2003 - Uri Gellar Get Bent
 I was talking to my friend Mark P. from Chicago about Uri Gellar [the spoon bending freak that's loves Jacko] and how Saint Etienne wrote a song titled Uri Gellar Bent My Boyfriend. It's pretty good but doesn't have any words. We wrote a remix of that song with words. The Remix is titled Uri Gellar Get Bent. The lyrics are listed below:
Bend some spoons and hang out with David Blaine
Jacko in a cast. Why you always so fast?
Defending him when he a crazy freak who cries alot
David Gest and all the rest put you to shame
You too old for this game
Is that tape on your nose, and why you obsessed with kids toes
chorus:
Uri Gellarrr x 6
Do it for the children but you really ain't got no friends
Just circus freaks. ooo uri gellar, you so weak
Thought you were on a winning streak
Simon Bashir interview Princess Di
Is that the reason why?
You thought he'd do Jacko justice
But really you just missed
This time you sunk my battleship, bitch
Liza Minelli Rap:
Somewhere over the rainbow, yo mom was a strung out hoe
Scarecrow and Mrs. King, you know you had a thing
With drugs and the famous bottle
Oooo, Charlie Angels: Full Throttle
It's how we do, you and yo whole New Addams Family jacked up crew
VH-1 and David Gest, girl just put it to rest
chorus:
Uri Gellarrr x 6
Get Bent
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