I drove unto my driveway blasting the Darkness with the windows open on a Saturday afternoon. I started to shovel the ice off of my drive immediately after driving up. This was because I received a 24-hour notice to remove the few chunks left on my drive [I really love A2 city services. Especially the carpet disposal rules]. The Chinese Dog Owner's daughter was walking the dogs. She came up and asked me if I had a band playing the last night. I had a confused look on my face and said "No." She said "Because we could feel the bass bumping all night and we're 5 houses down." She said she talked to the other neighbors and they were also complaining about it [It appears they have an Anti-Noise Society set up on Roon]. I replied with a "Maybe it was the house behind me. I did hear some yelling late at night. But I didn't hear any music." I gave her this look and asked "You didn't by any chance happen to call the cops on me last week, did you?" She said that she just came home yesterday and that she didn't [This reinforces my theory about my lazy lawn service/snow shoveler neighbors]. I then told her that I wasn't going to have any parties for a long time. But I will personally go to the Societies houses and give them my phone number before I do.

The really funny thing was these dogs was laying in, rolling in, and licking the snow on my lawn. I was talking to her and looking at these freak dogs basking in the snow. It was hilarious.

Why I gotta be caught in these weird sub-divisional domestic disturbances?