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05.22.2003 - Jacko Hospitalized for Secret Illness

I love Taco Bell

Michael Jackson hospitalized in Indianapolis

Indianapolis-AP -- Michael Jackson is in the hospital with an undisclosed illness.

Jackson has been admitted to a hospital in Indianapolis for observation and treatment after falling ill. Jackson was in Indianapolis to give a deposition in a lawsuit.

His attorney, Brian Oxman, says Jackson was not feeling well. He says Jackson sometimes does not eat when he should and gets nervous at depositions.

The suit alleges that the Jackson Five used the name of another band from Gary, Indiana, and two of their songs without license.

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Here is a list of 10 possible illnesses:
01] he ate too much Taco Bell
02] his nose fell off again
03] he got bit by another spider
04] distress over Debbie Rowe eating his kids
05] he lost a water balloon fight
06] he fell off the Giving Tree
07] Tatum tried to make out with him again
08] his face was hit with an onslaught of pimples
09] Farkas stopped talking to him [like he could understand Farkas anyways]
10] when he took his Spider-Man mask off, the rest of his face came off with it