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04.25.2003 - Afterthoughts on Michael Jackson's Private Home Videos

I'm Embarrassed!Overall, this special was pretty boring, it just didn't have what the first one did. Jacko was a great at pointing out obvious things in the videos.

There were a few things that were pretty funny. I listed them below:

  • When he was lying about touring
  • The numerous water balloon fights
  • Him screaming like a girl whenever he got water or pies thrown at him
  • Liz Taylor cracked out behaviour
  • Webster going under Brooke Shields' dress
  • Jacko calling Macaulay Culkin a Reckuless driver
  • Jacko warning Macaulay Culkin about the dangers of fire
  • The chimp hanging with Joseph Jackson
  • The fact that his face look like that Michael Myers mask
  • Jacko: "If you come to neverland and you're a child, then you HAVE to get wet!"
  • Jacko: "I ain't gonna let no Farkas die."

The funny thing is, every time he releases a special to show his life off camera he ends up looking like more of a freak than before. It just didn't stand up to the first interview. Why don't you say more stupid things, Jacko?