The Karaoke Monday before X-Mas was so crazy. The place was super packed. And yes, the freaks came out that night. Lets see... My Greatest Hits, a pack of obnoxious girls that got to go up like 5 or 6 times, Girl-haired rapper, Crazy Casey Affleck, Smelly Funk-Ass Frank Zappa, and props all in one night.

Some kid sang Tina Turner - Private Dancer [he didn't know the words too good] and a girl sang Lisa Loeb - Stay.

The obnoxius girls couldn't sing any of their songs. It was pretty pathetic. They kept going up and dancing, being stupid. I wished they'd "shut up and sing like professional singers."

The Girl-Haired rapper totally looked like a chick from behind. He went up and did a great rendition of Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice. My favorite X-Mas quote was from that song when he sang "I got my mind on my presents and my presents on my mind." Genius!!

Crazy Casey Affleck was totally lit up. This kid was dancing like a wildman nonstop. He was dancing so crazy and hard at times, he hit unsuspecting girls dancing nearby. He tried to do some crazy breakdance moves too. Very entertaining.

Frank Zappa funked up the place when he lifted his armpits. It was very stank and pungent since our table was right behind. I dunno what his problem was. All he needed was some Soap and Water. Soap and Water. Soap and Water. Soap and Water. Water. Water. Water...

I was stopped in the stairwell by a girl that gave me Tina Turner props. That imporved my grades and made me happy. Oh and I sang Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance and Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World. Holla!!