This is an excerpt of a conversation that myself and Kryssa had about this here cover of Rolling Stone. The funny thing about this photo is... XTina probably don't even know how to play a guitar.

DS: what made you think Xtina is a bigger ho?
Kryssa: the more I see her on TV, the more I think it. and i saw that thing where she was going around NYC...SO stupid.
Kryssa: the one where she was playing her cd in a cab with Carson "The Tool" Daly driving
DS: Carson Dorkly is such an ass kisser
Kryssa: i know
DS: have you seen the Rolling Stone cover?
Kryssa: no
DS: heres the top half of it
DS: http://www.christina-a.com/images/thevault/rollingstone_190x98.jpg
Kryssa: SICK!!!!
Kryssa: oh god.
Kryssa: what a ho
DS: the rest of it is even worse
Kryssa: i imagine it is!
Kryssa: gross.
DS: cuz she ain't wearing no clothes
DS: just a guitar
Kryssa: none!?
Kryssa: natsy
DS: nope
Kryssa: natsy
Kryssa: natsy
DS: HAHAHAHA
Kryssa: you know what that makes me want to say?
DS: what?
Kryssa: hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes
DS: i knew you gone say that
DS: hah hhaahaaa
DS: awesome
Kryssa: thanks for letting me say it
DS: no prob
DS: here it is. http://oliverwillis.com/spybabe/archives/img/aguilera_nude_rollingstone.jpg
DS: the whole thing
DS: make him laugh
DS: or tell him to go dance with someone
Kryssa: hahaha
Kryssa: gross!
Kryssa: gross!
Kryssa: hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes
DS: HAH AHAAA
DS: this Xtina part of this convo is going to be a new entry
Kryssa: dude.