DAVID LEE ROTH
DS: there is a blew out picture of David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar on MTV.com.
SW: whoa
SW: what the hell?
DS: somebody got sandblasted
SW: that hair is so blown out
SW: david lee roth is so ugly
DS: or cloroxed |
DAVID LEE ROTH
SW: oh my
SW: sick
SW: why is he even on these award shows? no one care about him
SW: dang
DS: yeah, "cuz he ain't got nobody"
SW: haha |
AXL ROSE
SW: yeah
DS: i like Axl Rose's braids
DS: it looked better on Moesha, though
SW: yeah, for real |
TRANNIE
DS: eww
DS: who is this?
SW: i think he's a photographer
SW: i recognize his name. that other thing next to him, i have no idea what that is
DS: who that monster he with? |
MARY J BLIGE
DS: Mary J ain't wearin no clothes
SW: heh, yeah |
JUSTIN - AMERICAN IDOL RUNNER UP
DS: hell naw
SW: GROSS
SW: he is ronald mcdonald |
PAULA ABDUL
DS: i knew she'd be back |
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
DS: that Christina Aguilera picture really does look like Daphne Aguilera
SW: i know. it's so wack.
DS: famous people love to look so wack
SW: exactly |
CARSON DALY
DS: Carson throws up devil horns. More like DORK horns.
SW: fo sho |
SW: who that is?
SW: they got a pirate with a furry patch
DS: i was gonna say that
DS: maybe he got into a fight with a crow befoe the show
SW: hahaha
DS: its obvious that they bought they clothes in bulk |
JACKO
SW: did you see that pic of jacko and britney?
DS: yeah
SW: that is SO funny. they all smilin
DS: his outfit is Jacko-ed up |
PINK
DS: 24 is the naked pink
SW: whoa whoa whoa
SW: that pic of pink is SO gross. she for real has a man's body. and no pants
DS: hah hahaa
DS: it is pretty sick |
