The usual crew headed over to the Blind Pig on Monday minus an Evan, Adam and Besaw [who was supposed to duet Ozzy/Lita - Close My Eyes Forever with me]. I jumped up and did Bootylicious, totally paled in comparison to the peeps that went up after me. There was this guy that as Kryssa described "A cross between Vincent Gallo and Jason Priestly" who went up and did Benny and the Jets but seemed totally blew out. He was hilarious. A black guy that did crazy white guy dances and sang like a white guy. Another guy did a TLC - Waterfalls flawlessly. A fat guy did Prince - Get Off. Then theres Tony and Lance. Lance is from Trenton I think. He's the brother of Santa Claus from the Egan's X-Mas party. He walked in with a full blown wicked ass blond mullet with lines shaved on the sides. His hair was so powerful. They did MC Hammer - You Can't Touch This. While they were singing it Lance was pointing to his mullet as an untouchable item as well as doing crazy ass dances which sometimes involved whipping his mullet back and forth. That was the most fun I've ever had at the Pig. It made me realize that its time to turn up the karaoke heat to try to even compare to this new talent. Amy Childress, you are getting a Christina Aguilera - I Turn to You goodbye dedication unless I get struck with another song on Monday. It should be good.