It seems as of late Findsay has found a new girlfriend. Every time he sees this girlfriend he go crazy. He lays on her, and hugs her like I've never seen him hug anything before. And of course he licks her like crazy. I thought this was a one time thing when first saw it. I was wrong. Findsay must think that they are going steady now or something. I don't know how to break it to him. He gets mad at Shazy and I because we are always calling her a "rug" or "little carpet." You know, the fact is his new girlfriend is a rug. Fo real. I can forsee a nasty break up.