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03.25.2002 - Waitress #2.The Fat Town Excuses

I don't know how to split up  a bill It happened again. Al, myself, and Shazy went to Bailey's in Dearborn to shoot pool. We ordered our first rounds of drinks and the waitress came to collect. We asked her to split up the bill she gave us this look like we gave her a calc exam. She had this confused look on her face. It said something like "there is no math on my planet." Anyways she was shaking her head and saying that she didn't split up bills, she rounded up the drink total because she didn't carry change. While she was saying this I was like yeah... so split up the drinks already. We told her that we wanted to order food. She brought the menu and didn't come back. Her cash station was right next to our table so it wasn't like it was hard for her to come by our table. I actually had to go over to her and order a drink. About an hour later, my sis went to the bar to get a drink since our waitress was so deficient in the whole service department. Once she saw Shazy at the bar, she rushed over to our table and asked us if we were still ok. I was about to say "You see a table full of empty drinks that have been there for an hour, Yeah were still ok, hoe." She also took the food menu back after not taking the order for it. Shazy came back from the bar and noticed that the waitress charged her an extra dollar for the drink. She got so pissed she had the waitress come to the table and give her dollar back. While the waitress was giving her the dollar she turned into a volcano of excuses. "I have to tip out 3% to the bartenders." The drink was $3.00 she charged Shazy $4.50, thats 50%. "You guys were giving me a hard time." Shazy replied "We asked you to split up the bill. It isn't my fault that you don't know how much the drinks cost. That's your job." Waitress: "Do you understand where I'm coming from?" Shazy: "Yeah, but I don't care." As we left, Al [who didn't hear the whole convo] apologised to the fat lady to save face since we frequent Bailey's every Thursday. Yeah, I'm also sorry that you came to our table once and that you are a stupid fat baby. If you work in the service industry, make sure you serve people. Pissing them off isn't going to help you at all, you dumb lardo.