I like to make my mom mad. This is usually achieved by making fun of her and/or repeating things that she doesn't like to hear over and over again. I do it until she says things like

"You are really retarded, aren't you?"
"You better shut up or I'm going to cut off your head."
"I'm going to throw something at you."
"I hate you."

It's a fun thing I do when I wake up in the morning.

Here's an excerpt from 5 minutes ago...

Mom: "Can't you ever say anything sensible?"
Me: "No."
Mom: "Then get out of my face."

When she says these things, it makes me laugh even harder she gets even madder.