The holidays mean crazy party time Downriver. It's also a great time to catch up with people that haven't been around. Here's a recap.

The Egans' Party - I got to hand it to the Egans. They an awesome spread of food. Best food of any holiday party I've been to. I didn't even get to try all of it. They had everything you could think of + fondue. They also had a santa who handed out powdered milk and and cereal gifts to kids that sat on his lap. Way to kick off the holidays Heather and Kelly.

Mindy/Joe McEachran's Party - Another good food spead. The theme was Mediterranean which meant hommous, grape leaves, kibbie, spinach pie. Their finger desserts were super good too. I got extremely groped by Mrs. McEachran and her friends. We also played a good few rounds of Balderdash, which brought definitions out of people I would've never thought of. And yes Schmee, I am the sexiest nightmare.

My Party - Thank you for coming if you did. I hope you had fun watching the Japanese TV, playing video games or talking to my sister. By the way, Jim's friend Akiko said that we both talk like Japanese girls.

Joe's New Years Eve Party - Super fun New Years Eve like always. A lot of Gudith Grizzlies was there. I didn't even know Joe knew some of these people. Then there was the one who had too much to drink and too many guys to grope. She also bit my neck twice. There was also the Topless White Trash Women's Basement Fighting videotape. And of course, nonstop dancing.

Sarah Coch's Party - There was Twister, food and Ryan Piipo who ate a huge cheese ball for $10.00 to the chanting of EAT, EAT, EAT. I couldn't believe he ate that whole thing without barfing. It was bigger than a softball.

Thanks everyone for having hot parties and making my end of the year an extra fun one. By the way, HOT is going to be my new slang word.