What is it with these oriental places and weird service? I went to the Dynasty Restaurant on Tuesday to get some Lemon Chicken, thats all I wanted. First of all this is a New York style Chinese restaurant. I didn't know there was a New York in China. There was also the fact that there were numerous framed photos and posters of Pokemon? Normally Chinese places have traditional bootleg Chinese art on their walls, not Japanese Pokemon posters from Toys R Us. I wanted to be all "Hey girl, Pokemon is from Japan not China."

Now to the food. I ordered Lemon Chicken for dine in. When the girl brought my food over she spilled the lemon sauce all over the table in front of my eyes. I said something like "I guess I need another one." Anyways I ended up sitting there with a big yellow puddle in front of my plate for the longest freakin time. The girl took 2 other people's orders and sent them on their way. I asked her for the damned sauce again and she just said yes. After about 5 more minutes, the cook brought the sauce out to me. All they had to do was get a cup and bring it over. Damn lazies.

To top it all off, the guy came up to the front behind the counter and grabbed a seat. The girl was sitting in his lap and they were messing around. Like I want to see that while I'm eating. Oh, hell no. Not to mention the fact that there were other people in the restaurant. One more thing, I took the breading off of the chicken and there was this nasty layer of fat between (it looked like hard crisco). I took the breading and fat off and tried to pretend that it was good.